̶U̶N̶E̶M̶P̶L̶O̶Y̶E̶D̶ RISK TAKER
̶U̶N̶E̶M̶P̶L̶O̶Y̶E̶D̶ RISK TAKER
Size Specifications Listed Below
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| Questions From the Coop |
What size should I get?
Click the Size Chart link above "Continue Order" to display the Sizing Chart
Are they machine washable?
Yep. Our tees are machine washable, because funny shirts should not require a complicated care routine.
For best results, wash inside out with cold water and tumble dry low. Avoid bleach unless your shirt has personally wronged you.
How long is shipping?
Once your order ships, standard shipping usually takes 2–5 business days, and economy shipping usually takes 4–8 business days. Since our shirts are made to order, please allow a little extra time for printing before they leave the coop.
Do your shirts run true to size?
Most of our tees run true to size, but we always recommend checking the size chart before ordering.
Wrong size choices are on the customer because each shirt is made to order, so give the chart a quick look before committing to the bit.
Can I return or exchange my shirt?
Because every shirt is made to order, we only accept returns or replacements if an item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect.
If something shows up wrong, send us photos and we’ll make it right.
When will my order be printed?
Each shirt is printed after you order it, not pulled from a dusty warehouse shelf.
Production times can vary, but most orders are printed within a few business days before shipping.
What if my shirt arrives damaged or misprinted?
That’s not the vibe.
Contact us with your order number and a few clear photos, and we’ll help get it sorted.